“Why hasn’t the government indicted every service station owner in the country? After all, it’s obvious that they are engaged in a giant conspiracy against the American people. Have you noticed that they all dramatically increased the price of gasoline at exactly the same time? How can this be just a coincidence? There had to be a massive telephone conference call consisting of hundreds of thousands of service station owners all across America. Just subpoena their telephone records – you’ll see! And have you noticed that they’re all charging exactly the same price? Coincidental? Yeah, right — tell me another one. We’re talking about hundreds of thousands of service stations all charging the same price! They’re price-fixing — there’s no other explanation for it. Yep, once we finish breaking Microsoft into thousands of little, competitive pieces, it’ll be time to go after all those hundreds of thousands of gas station owners
CAPSULE COMMENTARY: “Indict the Service Stations Too”
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