I have the perfect solution for the presidential race.
Owing to President Biden’s obvious diminished mental faculties, many people have concluded that it would not be in the interests of the country for him to be reelected. I think that deep down Biden agrees, but he doesn’t want to drop out of the race because he feels that he would be handing the presidency to Donald Trump, which, he believes, would be worse.
For his part, Trump surely must realize that despite Biden’s diminished mental faculties, Biden could still end up winning the race, given that so many Americans are convinced that a Trump presidency would be even worse, especially given Trump’s authoritarian and dictatorial proclivities.
Therefore, here is my proposal: Biden and Trump enter into a notarized agreement in which they both agree to simultaneously drop out of the race for the good of the country. This would be a face-saving way for Biden to drop out of the race by ensuring that Trump would not be president. It would also be a face-saving way for Trump to drop out of the race by ensuring that Biden would not be president. Both of them would clearly be doing the country a big favor.
What’s not to like? Well, at least until we see their replacements.